The Least Read Press Release Of The Year
Nov 3, 2017
A Startup Distributes Lamest Press Release
CUPERTINO, USA - November 3, 2017 /MarketersMedia/ —
Mu Amos of UPPA has issued the least read press release ever written. While hundreds of press releases are distributed daily, Amos feels this particular release will go down in history as the least read press release that has ever been written.
"I've been in the startup business for over fifteen years and have to say, I'm speechless," claims Amos. "The title alone grabs you and demands that it be read. Then there's this quote that completely takes things to an entirely new level. I'm proud of this press release. In fact, I think it is [really] fascinating."
Typically reserved for a startup flashy news announcements and other public relations communications, the press release has long been the favored default for informing media about exciting, groundbreaking news. Then this news release comes along and changes everything people thought they knew about press releases.
"I'm quoting myself again because the first quote didn't do it justice," says Amos. "If you are that one individual who will skim this, then you know what I'm talking about when I say it's something special. In fact. When it crosses the wires, I believe no history will have been made."
The science behind this Earth-shattering news release lies in its simplicity – no science, just pure copy old press release craftsmanship. It started with an incredible brainstorming session that asked a very simple question: "what makes a press release not a news worthy?" Elaborate notes from that brainstorm were then formulated into mesmerizing sentences, paragraphs and pages...all expertly designed to make you pause and reflect at the brilliance of this press release.
Every single word of this news release was track changed, stetted, then track changed again to its original draft. Upon final approval, it was spell checked, fact checked and printed for posterity. The result is one page, 1.5-spaced news release that is like no other news release in existence.
According to UPPA you have just skim the least read press release ever written. If you wonder what UPPA is click www.uppa.io
Since we are not looking for some viral effect of a press release no one will read, you can check us out on social media channels: UPPAHealth
About UPPA
UPPA.inc is a mobile-first healthcare solution offering free access to healthcare records from one mobile application. The new system is aiming to replace 16 healthcare apps and platforms with one streamlined solution that can be accessed from anywhere in the world. Using the Litra Blockchain, UPPA is decentralized healthcare, adding trust and transparency to the process.
More at www.uppa.io / Press / Media: [email protected]
Contact Info:
Name: Mu Amos
Organization: UPPA Inc.
Video URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEH91Y0BAZ8
Source URL: https://marketersmedia.com/the-least-read-press-release-of-the-year/258950
For more information, please visit https://www.uppa.io
Source: MarketersMedia
Release ID: 258950
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